(nods head)...yes vero is manage-ably responsible...I mean charged and manageable.....Ooops...(giggle)...I mean managed responsibly... or something like that...
(when was this boxed wine made mac? It was a very good month....hic)...
Yeahhhhhh!! Its about time we had a party at Zees!! I got nibbles and a cake and lots of wine, red and white.... plenty of time to have lots of fun. Its a shame shes not going to be there tho !! LOL
I"M STILL HERE..the damn train's departure is rescheduled to 3 am..unearthly hour..running 11 hours late..my day is wasted..those bloody @#$%%%%#$#!!! agitators have uprooted rail tracks on route and trying to derail trains so the express trains are all taking diversion routes and theres mayhem at the station. . I still have 9 hours to go..so I'll join your party..yayyyy...bring on the wine and male strippers..
That's the spirit Zee. See, we will be good house guest while your away and you can be the judge of that before you even leave. Hopefully the strippers and wine won't make you miss your next scheduled train, lol.
I'm glad your still here because I need help making your piñata more life like. I didn't want to dig through your bloomer drawers. Look at Vero, some of the blue is finally going away as she warms up, we will have to get her mad to turn her a nice rosier color. Haha, look at Vic, she just yanked that guys thong off so he can't ask for any more dollar bills.
I am hoping so. Hate to see her passed out around here some where after all the wine and pennies she went through. Depression over the train situation had her pretty down.
Better save the pennies in case Zzee is kidnapped and we need to pay ransom..... or we could just buy lots of gumballs... hmmmmm...maybe we should take a vote?
Ah, I had to get out a microscope to read the ingredient list on one of the prehistoric gumballs. Ingredients, ground skinny green chicken bones, fermented lizard eyeballs processed in olive oil, the hairs of a hell hound with flea eggs, the digestive juices of a vulture, curry powder and 2 ground elephant toe nails. Shaken and not stirred.
I'm thinking the Zee nappers are definitely going to want the gumballs.
I think that since Zee left Vero and Vic as 2 responsible individuals in charge, they are just in cahoots together to get free gumballs and Zee is probably in on it. I already had to replenish the wine after Zee drank the 1st 2 boxes all by her lonesome. If Zee is an Innocent victim in the gumball caper, then how did they tie her up and haul her off on Vic's tricycle.? Vic peddling like crazy, the big wheel spinning, Vero standing on the back dragging squirming Zee by a bloomer?
Ok Jan 2 2011 here (for me anyway) I've had lots of wine and southern comfort over the past few days, a really happy New Year. Seems to me that we should hold off on the gumballs for a bit and see what the kidnappers ask for, ok, goes to have another sip of wine amd a smoke......
hmmmm.....moth balls....ya know, come to think of it....when Zzee twirled her 42 petticoats the other day, I did think that I saw some moths fly out....along with a couple emery boards, 4 nail polish bottles, a cell phone, half box of chocolates, 2 books, 49 pennies (yes I counted all of them) 7 banana peels, 3 coffee mugs, a new bag of cheetos, 4 calling birds (or they could have been texting birds, I don't really know my birds) box of kleenex, 6 empty water bottles, cheese grater (no cheese though - scratching head) bib overalls (all that farmtown/ville/life stuff) a half eaten pickle, cold french fries and 2 homeless cabana boys.....
...the moths vero, the moths....remember the whole reason for the mothballs.... but just to be safe we better keep a close eye on the two homeless cabana boys...
Shakes the wine glazed vision from my eyes to clear the fog a bit, those to boyz look a bit familiar. Come to think of it, I haven't seen Gloggy and Setabi for a while........ No, It couldn't be? Could it?
Has a home for lost cabana boys....and Mac the boys ate the bananas....they had to sustain themselves some how..goes looking for the cheetos and choccy.....
I sent out the moth ball gumballs and threw in a bonus of the 2 Cabana Boys and the Zeeknappers should be releasing Zee any moment now. If everyone is sober enough to keep their fingers crossed!!
Ack! She's back!....(Runs around vacuuming...stuffs empty wine bottles under the chair and couch cushions, throws the bean dip in the potted palm in the corner. Sweeps Vero under the rug..Shoves Tania and the cabana boys in the closet...Rolls Mac and his shopping cart behind the window curtains and throws a lamp shade on her head and stands perfectly still......Stares nervously at the door and breaks out into a cold sweat)...
Pokes Vic, looks at Vero peeking from under the rug looking for a quick get away, hears way to much giggling coming from the closet. We should throw in some cheese too.
Has she left yet? (looks around cautiously)...
ReplyDeleteI don't think Vero is up for another party this soon.
ReplyDeleteWe could drape tinsel on her and use her for a centerpiece....
ReplyDeleteI SAW that!
ReplyDeletebut vero...ya know every girl likes a little "bling"...your bling just happens to be tinsel,lol..
ReplyDeleteI was gonna put on my party hat and join you but the sound of all that wine seems a bit scary.
ReplyDeleteDon't be scared Vero. Your one of the in charge and responsible management peoples.
ReplyDelete(nods head)...yes vero is manage-ably responsible...I mean charged and manageable.....Ooops...(giggle)...I mean managed responsibly... or something like that...
ReplyDelete(when was this boxed wine made mac? It was a very good month....hic)...
Yeahhhhhh!! Its about time we had a party at Zees!! I got nibbles and a cake and lots of wine, red and white.... plenty of time to have lots of fun. Its a shame shes not going to be there tho !! LOL
ReplyDeleteVic is charged and very irresponsible. Hides all Zee's good lamp shades
ReplyDeleteI"M STILL HERE..the damn train's departure is rescheduled to 3 am..unearthly hour..running 11 hours late..my day is wasted..those bloody @#$%%%%#$#!!! agitators have uprooted rail tracks on route and trying to derail trains so the express trains are all taking diversion routes and theres mayhem at the station. . I still have 9 hours to go..so I'll join your party..yayyyy...bring on the wine and male strippers..
ReplyDeleteThat's the spirit Zee. See, we will be good house guest while your away and you can be the judge of that before you even leave. Hopefully the strippers and wine won't make you miss your next scheduled train, lol.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad your still here because I need help making your piñata more life like. I didn't want to dig through your bloomer drawers. Look at Vero, some of the blue is finally going away as she warms up, we will have to get her mad to turn her a nice rosier color. Haha, look at Vic, she just yanked that guys thong off so he can't ask for any more dollar bills.
I was just looking for change mac!
ReplyDeleteBy the way..I just learnt that Vero has 42 children on her Frontierville farm..am saying nomore..
ReplyDeleteWhy is everyone now throwing pennies?
ReplyDeleteSaunters through ...grabs a glass of wine and some nibbles.... goes and sits on the couch watching out for Z...has she gone yet???
ReplyDeleteEvery time Zee tries to leave someone places another roll of pennies in her hand.
ReplyDeleteZee has 42 farms (at least) so goodness knows how many youngins she has floating around.
ReplyDeleteDid Zee finally get on her way?
ReplyDeleteI am hoping so. Hate to see her passed out around here some where after all the wine and pennies she went through. Depression over the train situation had her pretty down.
ReplyDeleteWith that much trouble around, I would have been scared to get on that train.
ReplyDeleteBetter save the pennies in case Zzee is kidnapped and we need to pay ransom..... or we could just buy lots of gumballs... hmmmmm...maybe we should take a vote?
ReplyDeleteVotes for gumballs. I don't think the strippers will give up the pennies.
ReplyDeleteI kinda was leaning toward the gumballs too but didn't want to seem too selfish... :))
ReplyDelete(Just so you know... anyone who remembers penny gumballs is telling their age.) lol
ReplyDeleteSwipes Vero's gumball collection for future ransom demands.
ReplyDeleteOkay now is there anyway we can get those kidnappers to take Vero too? I think she just called me old!
ReplyDeleteI think she was saying that she had old gumballs Vic. The little gumball machine I have here still takes pennies.
ReplyDeleteyou could break a toofie on those old gumballs mac....
ReplyDeleteShhhh, don't let the Zee nappers hear you say that. I've seen some of Zee's pictures of elephant jockeys. They already have a shortage of teeth.
ReplyDeleteWonders about Vero's gumballs. I put a couple in my wine and they fizzle like Alka Seltzers.
ReplyDelete(Secret formula. I'll never tell)
ReplyDeleteAh, I had to get out a microscope to read the ingredient list on one of the prehistoric gumballs. Ingredients, ground skinny green chicken bones, fermented lizard eyeballs processed in olive oil, the hairs of a hell hound with flea eggs, the digestive juices of a vulture, curry powder and 2 ground elephant toe nails. Shaken and not stirred.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking the Zee nappers are definitely going to want the gumballs.
well if that won't get them excited I don't know what will... (snicker)...
ReplyDeleteI think that since Zee left Vero and Vic as 2 responsible individuals in charge, they are just in cahoots together to get free gumballs and Zee is probably in on it. I already had to replenish the wine after Zee drank the 1st 2 boxes all by her lonesome. If Zee is an Innocent victim in the gumball caper, then how did they tie her up and haul her off on Vic's tricycle.? Vic peddling like crazy, the big wheel spinning, Vero standing on the back dragging squirming Zee by a bloomer?
ReplyDeleteMe thinks Mac has been in the proverbial eggnog wayyyyy too early.
ReplyDeleteOk Jan 2 2011 here (for me anyway) I've had lots of wine and southern comfort over the past few days, a really happy New Year. Seems to me that we should hold off on the gumballs for a bit and see what the kidnappers ask for, ok, goes to have another sip of wine amd a smoke......
ReplyDeleteIf not gumballs then what?....(eyes Vero)....
ReplyDelete(Moth balls)
ReplyDeletehmmmm.....moth balls....ya know, come to think of it....when Zzee twirled her 42 petticoats the other day, I did think that I saw some moths fly out....along with a couple emery boards, 4 nail polish bottles, a cell phone, half box of chocolates, 2 books, 49 pennies (yes I counted all of them) 7 banana peels, 3 coffee mugs, a new bag of cheetos, 4 calling birds (or they could have been texting birds, I don't really know my birds) box of kleenex, 6 empty water bottles, cheese grater (no cheese though - scratching head) bib overalls (all that farmtown/ville/life stuff) a half eaten pickle, cold french fries and 2 homeless cabana boys.....
ReplyDeleteSomebody had better shake Zee some more just to see what else falls out. I'm curious as to what ate the bananas.
ReplyDeleteI WONDER WHAT ATE THE OTHER TWO PETTICOATS!!
ReplyDelete...the moths vero, the moths....remember the whole reason for the mothballs.... but just to be safe we better keep a close eye on the two homeless cabana boys...
ReplyDeleteShakes the wine glazed vision from my eyes to clear the fog a bit, those to boyz look a bit familiar. Come to think of it, I haven't seen Gloggy and Setabi for a while........ No, It couldn't be? Could it?
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't put anything past those two....
ReplyDeleteHas a home for lost cabana boys....and Mac the boys ate the bananas....they had to sustain themselves some how..goes looking for the cheetos and choccy.....
ReplyDeleteSits back, sips wine and watches the bidding for the Cabana Boys, Not sure if it's up to a bag of Cheetos or 2 moth balls.
ReplyDeleteSpin around again Zee....maybe another cabana boy will come flying out.... (there never seems to be enough cabana boys to go around).
ReplyDeleteStuffs 10 Cabana Boys into the piñata. I hope the thing isn't whacked to hard.
ReplyDeleteblindfolds Vero and gives her a twirl...okay Vero, go for it!
ReplyDeleteGrabs my trusty baseball bat and swinggggs!
ReplyDeleteVero is a swinger ;).... look out!
ReplyDeleteMe next.......puts a bottle of wine in the freezer, in about 2 hours we can have white wine slushys.....
ReplyDeletewhite wine slushys? woohoo!.....
ReplyDeleteGoes to the freezer...........
ReplyDeleteOh no, brain freeze.....
ReplyDeleteWhy is everyone using 4 word sentences here?
Zzee is missing one heck of a party
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to take pictures so she can see all the fun we had while she was away. I'd ask Vero to but I think she is searching for her head.
ReplyDeleteMy head is missing but I still have my camera.:D
ReplyDeleteHey Mac, remember turduckins? I was watching an outrageous foods show today and saw a cake with a pie baked inside of it. How wack is that!!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for posting Vero, Multiply lost my directions here.
ReplyDeleteJust how many white wine slushies have you had Mac?
ReplyDeleteI only had one sip Vic but the brain freeze hit me really hard.
ReplyDeleteI gave up on the multiply premium account so they punished me by changing all my pages and navigation tools.
Bummer Mac. Hope you find us all again.
ReplyDeleteI am gradually getting everything as comments are added to post.
ReplyDeleteIs it your posts that are missing? I will send out a search party.
ReplyDeleteGrabs wine and nibbles for search party......ready
ReplyDelete(looks under couch cushions)....he's not there....
ReplyDeleteI sent out the moth ball gumballs and threw in a bonus of the 2 Cabana Boys and the Zeeknappers should be releasing Zee any moment now. If everyone is sober enough to keep their fingers crossed!!
ReplyDeleteAck! She's back!....(Runs around vacuuming...stuffs empty wine bottles under the chair and couch cushions, throws the bean dip in the potted palm in the corner. Sweeps Vero under the rug..Shoves Tania and the cabana boys in the closet...Rolls Mac and his shopping cart behind the window curtains and throws a lamp shade on her head and stands perfectly still......Stares nervously at the door and breaks out into a cold sweat)...
ReplyDeletePokes Vic, looks at Vero peeking from under the rug looking for a quick get away, hears way to much giggling coming from the closet. We should throw in some cheese too.
ReplyDeleteMoves the party to my jail cell.
ReplyDeleteWonders if she should bake a cake...with a file in it?....
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