Never choke in a restaurant in the South...
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant and sit at the bar.
While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine
operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
"Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back
to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I don heerd of that there 'Hind
Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never before seed nobody do it!"
This one was for you TB. In honnor of your 100th blog I figured I'd take a rolling pin or a cast iron pan to the head for you.
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