This is so accurate. I wish I could have loaded the pictures that came with the e-mail but it just wasn't happening for me.
The following is just the tip of the iceberg for boys. I had 3 younger brothers and I can tell you that the following is nothing compared to the trouble we got ourselves in.
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool,you still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin,Texas a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
Clorox in the litter box is so much worse, lol. RUNNNNNNNN!!!
"When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late." Boy I know that feeling when I hear those word's. lol
ReplyDeleteLOL LOL Too funny Mac!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou ladies can relate can't you?
ReplyDeleteWhen you hear the toilet flush and hear the words Uh oh... you know the septic system is on the blink!
ReplyDeleteWe had a septic than drained over a hill on the side of our house. I recall someone ( pleading the 5th) dumping a box of blue dye down the toilet and about a week later after it had snowed several times the blue started coming out. My parents got so mad. To this day I have always wondered why it didn't turn green. Dye musta been real good back then.
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOL laffin out loud!
ReplyDeleteMac does strange things...you guys notice????
ReplyDeleteha Ha ...this is knee slapin stuff
ReplyDeletehahahaha
makes me remember childood i was always pullin somthing
ReplyDeletemac you are one bad boy aint ya,lol
ReplyDeletenow why am i NOT surprised ALL this was posted by a MAN? is it perhaps because wimmen have a lot more to DO than toss balls into rotating fan blades, find strange chemicals to mix together just to see what happens and never EVER as little girls, tried to fly wearing a trashbag cape or sheet fer wings???? we are the ones cleaning up all the mess you GUYS leave behind , callin the fire dept for those mystery chemical combinations and driving kids to the ER to have broken 'non superhero' bones set. and yet....i love my grandSONS soooooo much....a conundrum for sure! lol
ReplyDeleteNow Mac are you telling us you put clorox in the kitty litter...or are ya just saying you use clorox to sterilize the kitty litter box?
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