DUI - GEORGIA STYLE
>
> > > >> >Only a Georgian could think of this ... from
> the county where
> > drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this
> true story.
> > > >> >Recently a routine police patrol was parked
> outside a bar in
> > Canon, Georgia.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >After last call the officer noticed a man
> leaving the bar so
> > > >> intoxicated that he could barely walk. The
> man stumbled around
> the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer
> quietly observing.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >After what seemed an eternity and trying
> his keys on five
> > different vehicles, the man managed to find his
> car which he fell
> into.
> > > >> >He sat there for a few minutes as a number
> of other patrons
> left
> the bar and drove off.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Finally he started the car, switched the
> wipers on and off (it
> > was a fine, dry summer night) -- flicked the
> blinkers on, then off a
> > couple of times, honked the horn and then switched
> on the lights. He
> moved
> > the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a
> little and then remained
> > still for a few more minutes as some more of the
> other patron vehicles
> > left.
> > > >> >At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled
> out of the parking lot
> > and started to drive slowly down the road. The
> police officer,
> > having patiently waited all this time, now started
> up the patrol car,
> > put on the flashing lights and promptly pulled the
> man over and
> carried
> > out a breathalyzer test.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated
> no evidence of the
> > man having consumed any alcohol at all!
> Dumbfounded, the officer
> > said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
> police station.
> This
> > > >> breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
> > > >> >"I doubt it," said the truly proud
> Hillbilly...
> > > >> >"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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